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I love badminton.

"Tommy!"

The Perfect Cannonball

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Important Muscles.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Frankenstein as a boy

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Anabolic Steroids

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Consoles.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

"What the hell is all this?"

High board diver divining for the water.

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."