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Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'This is my natural habitat.'

Trout Game

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Untidy bedroom

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."