Match Master Gifts

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Face painting.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Happy now?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Untidy bedroom

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

Official Support Groups

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"