Match Point Master Gifts

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The president's men

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

Attendees Anonymous

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

...read the minutes back but skip the part where Mr.Bostock tried to strangle me.

Out of Focus Group

"Well, that was fun. But we really should get back down to business."