Match Point Hero Gifts

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Can You Spot the Differences?

A Bloody Butcher

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Children playing football.

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

A boy with a football

Professional football.

"FISH ON"

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

school kids playing conkers

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Make it quick, Mom! I've got to get back and finish my mud pies.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"How do you know I got this dirt on me. Maybe I'm biodegrading."

'I can't dunk.'

"You can't go out for playground monitor duty like that! Where's your mouthpiece?"

Worm eats the fish.

GOOOOAAAAAL!

For five years before they added wheels, boarding was the coolest sport around.

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

The Best Run of The Season Pt. 1

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Caution.

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Missing You.