High Score Hero Gifts

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

PROBLEM AREAS

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

I love Basketball.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Game Addiction

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Goalie Wall.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

Ski-ball.

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

Mount Everest.

I love hockey!

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

Mat Trick

Canadian Jesus

'I can't dunk.'

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'