High School Hero Gifts

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry, it's not programmed to find you a date.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Exam

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I started a collection!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

I love Basketball.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"We moved here for the schools."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Athletic Darwinism.

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.