School Hunt Hero Gifts

'We were finding it impossible to get the kids into a decent school, so we had them adopted.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'Just doing the school run.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"We moved here for the schools."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Land Sale

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

For sale

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'