School Hunt Hero Gifts

'We were finding it impossible to get the kids into a decent school, so we had them adopted.'

PROBLEM AREAS

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

'Just doing the school run.'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Teachers' Dreams.''Did you just say F***? Care to repeat it so everyone can hear you or is even a four letter word beyond your abilities? ... And the state expects me to make you multisyllabic.'

"We moved here for the schools."

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

Land Sale

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

Professional Parents

'Being home-schooled means I can be a runaway and a dropout at the same time.'

For sale

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated skin, I'm calling your mother.'

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

"Oh, sure, high school. I remember now."

'I hope that is not too much of an inconvenience for you, but I'm desperate to hold on to good teachers.'

'I'm afraid your daughter isn't paying attention in class.'