Scoreboard Hero Gifts

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"I quit."

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"Your school report is brilliant! It's going straight into the fireproof box for safe keeping..."

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

'Now, now doctor. This won't hurt a bit.'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Olympic School

"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."

Man on death bed, hand in clouds through window like umpires, 'The final out'

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

How Bowlers Strike.

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

"You know, for an extra ten bucks, I could forget to count those last six strokes."

"For God's sake, go back and finish month end close first."

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

Football

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Figure Skating

Accountant with Meter

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'