Scorecard Artist Gifts

"You know, for an extra ten bucks, I could forget to count those last six strokes."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I figured if 1 is good for milk, why not schoolwork, too?'

Musical Pondering.

Golf Score Reducer

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Richard Taruskin

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

Olympic School

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

How Bowlers Strike.

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

'I play in the low seventies.' ~ 'The course is on 73rd Street.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Gynnastics.

Figure Skating

"Age, nothing - I'd be satisfied to play my weight"

What I love most about this course are the little pencils they give you to keep score. They have erasers.'

'How many strokes did you say?'