Scorecard Strategist Gifts

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Golf Score Reducer

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Do your research!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"How was work?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Target your customer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

It can be taken up at any age....

Business Target

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Good Luck!

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'