Scorecard Strategist Mugs

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Golf Score Reducer

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Do your research!

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"How was work?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Target your customer.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Game changing

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

It can be taken up at any age....

Good Luck!

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"