Scorecard Specialist Gifts

"Age, nothing - I'd be satisfied to play my weight"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Pessimists v Optimists.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Golf Score Reducer

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

"What the hell happened in P.E.?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Olympic School

'Hmph! Another programme trying to grab ratings'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

How Bowlers Strike.

A Very Small and Complacent TV Station: '...And the final score between the Brewers and the Centennials was four to three...or four all...something like that...whatever...'

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

"You know, for an extra ten bucks, I could forget to count those last six strokes."