Scorecard Collector Gifts

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

The Card Flinger

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Online Shopping.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"I quit."

Business people buying greeting cards.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Golf Score Reducer

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Greeting Cards

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

'Occassional cards'

Never date a medical illustrator.

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'