Scorecard Collector Pillows

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Thank you bubbles

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

The Card Flinger

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Online Shopping.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"I quit."

Red Card - Gold Card.

Business people buying greeting cards.

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Golf Score Reducer

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Greeting Cards

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Occassional cards'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Never date a medical illustrator.

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side