Scoreboard Lover Pillows

Olympic School

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I quit."

Golf Score Reducer

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

James Ward-Prowse

'Want a good full back?'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'This is looking less and less like leg cramps and more and more like a career-ending injury.'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

"Wait a minute! I forgot to sign my scorecard."

"I can't believe you got a 100 on that final test!"

"You know, for an extra ten bucks, I could forget to count those last six strokes."

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'

Judges using half scorecards for a gymnast who crashed through the floor.

Figure Skating

Gynnastics.