Scoreboard Fanatic Pillows

Figure Skating

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Pessimists v Optimists.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"I quit."

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

Golf Score Reducer

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

Randy Newman.

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

Ennio Morricone RIP

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

WWE Chess

"I'm loving the new scoreboard!"

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

Olympic School

"Your reputation for taking penalties doesn't scare me... Ready when you are."

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Cow Chess'

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"For crying out loud, Ruby! It's 3 o'clock in the morning!"

"What's with the new guy?"

"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."