Board Fanatic Pillows

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

Around here it got a little tricky...

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'No surf?'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Existential Risk

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

Skateboarding

Bigfoot on skis...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Surf lift.

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'