Snowboard Fanatic Pillows

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

"Bless You."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Possums that ski.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'