Snowboard Fanatic Gifts

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

Bunny Hill

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I love this time of year."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Possums that ski.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."