Snowboarding Enthusiast Gifts

It's like multi-mode transportation. First they fly, then they travel by rail!

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Tommy!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiing

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

Travel looks strong!

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'