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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Tommy!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Giant Snowflake.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

Buggy with Snowplow.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It is too snowing!'

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'