Snowmobile Enthusiasts Gifts

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Snowmobull

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Sand Snowmen

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

'Do you come here often?'