Snowmobile Lover Gifts

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

Inappropriate Snowmen

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Snowman ice fishing.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Snow Crime

"I love this time of year."