Snowmobile Lover Pillows

"You mean to tell me that drift is as tall as you are?!"

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snowmobull

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Inappropriate Snowmen

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Snow Crime