Snowmobile Adventurers Pillows

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Snowmobull

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Taxi