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"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Snowmobull

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

Taxi

Zimmer Frame in Winter

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.