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"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Taxi

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

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Skiing