Snowbird Adventurers Mugs

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Say, I just had a thought

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Taxi

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

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