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"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Penguin suit fitting.

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Too dressy?'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Boxing Snowmen.

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'He's got your breath.'

"Repeating yourself is a sign of old age."

"This could get nasty..."