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Beijing 2022

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowboarding downhill.

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Boxing Snowmen.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Support the head!"

Skateboarding

Winter Border Wall

'No, but you're getting warmer.'