Snowboard Aficionados Gifts

Beijing 2022

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Hot Tub Frosty

Snowboarding downhill.

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Boxing Snowmen.

"Turns out it was all water weight."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Come on...come on...throw it!"

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Support the head!"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Skateboarding

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Winter Border Wall

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'