Snowboarding Aficionado Gifts

Pure Adrenaline.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

Clown Skis.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Ski kicker.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Possums that ski.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'