Snowboard Aficionado Gifts

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Skateboard

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Skate Bored

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Skier.

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Aargh, Many Trees

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way