Snowboard Aficionado Pillows

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowboarding downhill.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Skateboard

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

Ski kicker.

Skate Bored

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'You win. Go out and play.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Aargh, Many Trees

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Skier.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'