Snowboard Enthusiast Gifts

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

Snowboarding downhill.

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"I'm snow-bored!"

You Are Here

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Tommy!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Snowmobull

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Giant Snowflake.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Bunny Hill

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Skateboard

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'