Snowboard Enthusiast Gifts

"Dad, would you consider a leadership gift to my snowboard capital campaign?"

Snowboarding downhill.

Sign near igloo reads 'We Take Snowboarders'.

"I'm snow-bored!"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Tommy!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowmobull

Snowman

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Giant Snowflake.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Whose the new guy?"

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bunny Hill

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'