Snowbird Enthusiasts Gifts

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"You calm down."

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Penguin suit fitting.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Too dressy?'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Boxing Snowmen.

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'He's got your breath.'

Winter Border Wall