Songbird Enthusiast Gifts

"Our song is 'Born Free.' Since when is it 'Prisoner of Love'?"

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Poor guy was a one-hit wonder.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'You know too much!'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Spring Training

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Canada Goose Jackets

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'