Snowbird Adventurer Gifts

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Fetching some fuel.

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

Little girl skiing.

Slalom

Running out of Gas.

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'Snow Now I have to invent chains'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Call THAT abominable - you ain't seen my Ma-in-law!'

Taxi

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'