Snowbird Gifts

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Third-Degree White Belt

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

'Migration has become a burden...'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Guitar Man.

Skiing

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Aimee Mann

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Button up your overcoat.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Santana Claus

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"

'Because they don't know the words.'