Snowbird Gifts

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Third-Degree White Belt

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

'Migration has become a burden...'

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Guitar Man.

Skiing

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Festive squad

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

Musician

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

"Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?"