Snowbird Spirit Gifts

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Skydive

Skis with stabilisers.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

Carols

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

The hassle of migration finally got to Bob and Marge...

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

Birds flying south for the winter.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

Snowbird Garage Sale!

Third-Degree White Belt

Finnish skier

'I'm signing you up!!'

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Carol skaters

'Migration has become a burden...'