Fun-loving Snowbird Gifts

Skis with stabilisers.

Skiing

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Goose Bus.

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

Birds flying south for the winter.

The hassle of migration finally got to Bob and Marge...

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Skiing.

"Great. See you in spring."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Snowbird Garage Sale!

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

Third-Degree White Belt

"Your mother and I are going to wait out this ice age in Florida."

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.