Pet-loving Snowbunny Gifts

"Would you say two skis or four?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Skiing

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Love.

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Dog's Sandwich

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Happy Holiday

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

The perfect relationship

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Skis with stabilisers.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Snow seat on skis.

Bunny Slope

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

I'm interviewing for a new walker.

"You sure you've done this before."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Worst case of stockholm syndrome I've ever seen."

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Birds flying south for the winter.