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"Would you say two skis or four?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"Your love gives me strength."

Skiing

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Love.

Dog and man on couch

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Dog's Sandwich

'Sorry, we can't be best friends: Tradition says we have to be our Masters' best friends...'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Happy Holiday

The perfect relationship

People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal.

Skis with stabilisers.

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

'No problem...'

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

Snow seat on skis.

"You sure you've done this before."

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

Birds flying south for the winter.

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."