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Skiing.

'Recommend you stay here tonight. Igloo over there just tourist trap.'

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

"I'm not a great skier! They sound the 'all clear' alarm when I get down the mountain!"

Skiing

'Fine. And you?'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Skis with stabilisers.

Skiers

"Would you say two skis or four?"

"You sure you've done this before."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

Goose Bus.

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

'No two snowflakes are exactly alike.' - 'They taste the same to me.'

Birds flying south for the winter.

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

'Liberia? I thought you told me to register her in Siberia.'

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

' I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this...I'm just too chicken.'

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