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"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Ski kicker.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Aargh, Many Trees

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"The first week back is always the hardest"

Love on the slopes

"Did you get some work done?"