Snowbird Enthusiast Prints

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

The lonely figure

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Flake News

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'You win. Go out and play.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

Aargh, Many Trees