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'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Skiing

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

The Snowcow

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Nevermore!

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Santana Claus

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Alien built snowman

Skis with stabilisers.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Singer

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Bunny Slope

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Goose Bus.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Birds flying south for the winter.

High Wire Act and Birds

The hassle of migration finally got to Bob and Marge...