Silver Snowbirds T-Shirts

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Skiing

Silver Fox

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Santana Claus

Skis with stabilisers.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Goose Bus.

"You sure you've done this before."

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

The hassle of migration finally got to Bob and Marge...

Birds flying south for the winter.

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Skiing.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

Snowbird Garage Sale!