Silver Snowbirds Gifts

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Skiing

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Silver Fox

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

"Now that I'm back I Miss Florida already."

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Santana Claus

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

Skis with stabilisers.

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Bunny Slope

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Goose Bus.

"You sure you've done this before."

Eskimo love songs: 'But I only have ice for you...'

A Doctor has a sign on his door, 'Flown south for the winter' - 'You see Harold, I told you he was a quack!'

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."

Birds flying south for the winter.

Skiing.

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

The hassle of migration finally got to Bob and Marge...

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"